War

a tool for the american goverment and the only reason people in america dont realise that their politicians arent really doing anything they need the wars to get any support and seem like they give a shit when infact they dont and if they didnt start a war nobody would have a clue what to do.

whats that im bored lets go kill all the communists
oh whats that there are repeats on tv lets get those uh...oh yeah terrorists an then when we're done with them we'll get the fuzzybunnyists

13👍 25👎

war

Something the U.S is very bad at

Vietnam

Iraq

Afghanistan

Trillions of dollars wasted and many lives lost

U.S tries waging wars and loses

5👍 7👎

war

president bushe's way to saying to a country your wrong

osama bin ladin: i think your country is stupid and does things the wrong way

bush:i declare war on your country

15👍 31👎

wars

wars existed long before America and even long before Jesus Christ too

nazis were occultists

commies were gaytheists who killed way more people than even the nazi queer bastards

so hippie bigots can fuck off

8👍 14👎

war

#a bitch
#the resolution to alot of the worlds problems, the main cause of them
#a drinking game me and my friends wont play anymore..long story

"damn, war is such a bitch, dude"
"yer man, i no"

7👍 14👎

war

The opposite of peace; ironically, it is what is necessary to bring about peace. The greatest state of conflict between two or more parties.

"You may have won the battle but you haven't one the war." -Common phrase.

"There is nothing wrong with fighting to bring about peace." -Android 16, before death.

126👍 428👎

war

war is a small minded big outcome game of BULLSHIT! this usually happens when an american president is owed money by a leader of another country. the man won't pay up, so the president then proceeds to frame the middle east for a series of attacks(aka 9/11), generating support from the american citizens. if the self creating attacks aren't enough "proof" of "need" to go to war, there is what we call a draft.

George Bush: Bin Laden, you owe me a handful of money. pay up!

Bin Laden: No George Bush. Spawn a war in your own country, and i guarantee you'll generate more money than you can shake a stick at!

11👍 26👎