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A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.
I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.
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When you watch a Youtube video and space out, then regaining consciousness and realize you just spent an hour watching related Youtube videos.
I was going to go to bed at 10:30, but I Youtube Time Warped to 12 o' clock.
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Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"
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When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.
I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.
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The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.
Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?
Riker: I had a warp speed shit.
Picard: Oh what factor?
Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.
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star trek fan slang for being close to shitting yourself
man i gotta take a shit, im about to have a warp core breach... to which the replie should always be "make it so"
see also core breach
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A person who logs off of myspace once a year to go to the Warped Tour. Warped Tour Trash may be of any race or sexual orientation, but are usually white, metrosexual, homophobic, and borderline rascist. A self proclaimed music lover who only goes to one show a year, as they refer to it, "Warped". Before warped tour comes to town, Warped Tour Trash will invite all their myspace friends to come to "Warped" with them. At the Warped Tour itself, if there are any good bands they will ignore them and go straight to the most obnoxious band playing and proceed to sit outside of the pit and push people. After the shitty bands get done playing, they proceed to buy their entire years wardrobe from the overpriced vendore. After the Warped Tour comes to a close, Myspace Trash will write extensive bulletins on their myspace, filled with exagerations and spelling mistakes.
John: Look at that kid at the edge of the pit with a "Boys Like Girls" shirt on pushing people when they arent looking and bragging about it to the girls he met on myspace
Bob: Warped Tour Trash
John: True dat!
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