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getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday
What are you going to work on today?
Nothing, its wasted wednesday.
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A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good skin some poor burn victim could be using.
See also waste of biomass, waste of carbon, waste of food, waste of life, waste of oxygen, waste of semen, and waste of space, but oddly enough not "waste of makeup", which is mostly used by... wastes of skin.
"Yeah, I stopped seeing Joe after I found out he evicted his grandmother from their duplex to rent it to some strippers he met at a titty bar. What a total waste of skin."
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Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"
"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
Someone who isn't worth a penny. Good for nothing kind of brother.
Stop wasting your time watching TV, you penny-waste.
What you are doing right now by looking up random shit on www.Urbandictionary.com.
Whenever I have an hour to blow, I just go to Urbandictionary, it's such a waste of time...
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includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"
I know you all know what I'm talking about
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1. the act of being piss drunk
2. being hammered for no reason
Monday slick wasted?
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