Do we need to have a word

What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video

“Phil, do we need to have a word?”

we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.

person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school

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yo we need to cook bitch

Jesse from breaking bad

Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.

Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

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We don't need it

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary

Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it

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We need to get our teeth around this monkey

When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.

"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"

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