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Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.
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Getting a handjob on the weekend.
Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand
Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.
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Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!
Every Friday is the weekend eve.
Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!
Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...
Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!
(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
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Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?
Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?
Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
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Is the freedom that all marriages need. Husband and Wife get one three day weekend a year to go wherever they want and do whatever they want. They can only pay for things with cash to eliminate paper trail, and the best part is neither can discuss or ask about the trip afterwards. EVER!
If more marriages instituted lost weekends, the divorce rate in America would drop.
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An awesome pop-rock band from Poway, California. :)
They were first noticed when they attended a Jonas Brothers concert and handed out flyers in 2009. They are currently signed to Hollywood Records and recently released their debut album "Suddenly" on June 21st.
Zach Porter: Vocals
Cameron Quiseng: Bass
Nathan Darmody: Lead guitar, Vocals
Michael Martinez: Drums
YouTube: outerspaceallstar
Twitter: AllstarWeekend
Facebook: AllstarWeekend
MySpace: AllstarWeekendMusic
Official Website: www.allstarweekendrocks.com
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Allstar Weekend?
Person 2: YES. I love A-Dub! Actually, I'm listening to Suddenly right now. :D
Person 1: Their music is awesome. :)
Person 2: Indeed it is. ;)
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A person who you don't normally associate with except for on weekends. Also a person who you don't normally associate with unless they have something to offer.
Girl #1: "I don't have any money for the bar this weekend..."
Girl #2 "OH! Call up your weekend friend, she'll foot the bill!"
Girl #1: "Good idea!"
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