Rural Dictionary

The fattest person I know he's short like 157cm and he's 9.7x10^23479 KG. His BMI is more than 4.84x10^21456. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his density is over 50kg/cm3. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at 3.0x10^8m/s can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our 2.4km NAPFA test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he's even the co-founder of my company Tachdyano, at tachdyano.com.

If you eat enough cheetos, you'll become a Wei Xuan

by Noobmaster3012 February 16, 2021

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Wei Han

A vampire who barely sees light because he's too busy watching hentai. Because he's never seen light, he boasts about his light skin and is racist af towards dusky people.

When you get to know Wei Han, you'll get to know the real definition of a hentai addiction.

by June 21, 2021

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Jie Wei

A mental disorder in which the intellect is heightened though the affected perceives oneself as completely superior and domineering over their peers.

"Doc, is it serious."
"I am sorry to tell you this, but you have been diagnosed with Jie Wei."

by 7945 March 25, 2009

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