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weight room

The office of a typically stupid manager or director. Referred to as the weight room because of the laborious nature of communicating with your moronic, irrational and unreasonable superior. When the meeting is particularly harsh, said meeting is known as maxing out. A quick meeting with only mild psychological damage is referred to as light reps.

To Coworker: Dude, where are you off to?
Reply: To the weight room.
To Coworker: Oh shit, no way! Are you maxing out?
Reply: Nah, hopefully just some light reps.

by CMEN CMEN March 23, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

by Papa Nooch June 16, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


weight bench

A digital or manual scale such as a triplebeam, often use to mearsure the weight of drugs.

Bring your weight bench because I havent weighed the work yet.

by Dwain Oneal July 8, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Business weight

The weight gain necessary to succeed in the business world, resulting in a satisfyingly plump form. You don't see many slim, successful businessmen jetting around in first class. It's also a handy excuse to let yourself go a little, as once you are rich and successful those women will come flying at you.

-"You're having ANOTHER donut?"

-"Just putting on the business weight, my friend. Once I get enough chub I'll be in the money for sure!"

by Mozz-eyes May 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pushing Weight

Usually written in standard English as "Pushin' Weight," this phrase was popularised by Ice Cube (the great) who proclaimed that "Yeah Yeaaaaah-" he in fact "pushed rhymes like weight."

The phrase, a combination of the two root words, "Push" and, well..."weight," is a milestone in urban language. The former is an American slang term most commonly used to refer to the action of dealing (e.g. drugs) in a semi-forceful way. The latter word of the phrase is defined throughout this glorious site as cocaine, which as Rick James informed us, is "a hell of a drug" (see also "blow", "yaio".)

"Yeah Yeah

I push Rhymes like Weight
I push Rhymes like Weight"
(4X)

Taken from: "Pushin Weight" by Ice Cube (again, the slang form of Pushing Weight)

by D.A.D. September 13, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


weight up

v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!

Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.

by gnostic1 November 1, 2011

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