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The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK."
Man: I honestly don't care if your child is gonna die.
Man2: You know what? FUCK YOU!
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Comeback to someone who is bragging.
PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??
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Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.
Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?
Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...
Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.
Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?
Here goes.
Today im going to be acting out my favorite movie scene.
*turns around*
what are you doing step bro?!?
(starts the porno)
girl: What are you doing step bro?!?!
step bro: really?
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A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.
At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"
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Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.
You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking
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When your step sis gets stuck in the laundry
*sweet home alabama playing*
Step-Bro: What are you doing step sis
*starts putting his shling slong ding dong into her ass, she looks up*
Stetp-Sis: *Screams*
*stepsis stands up and turns around*
Step-bro: Damn your ding dong shiling shlong*
When step sis gets stuck AGAIN, "what are you doing step sis"
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