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A woman separated from her husband, but not divorced, when her spouse went West to seek a better life and intending to send for her at a later date. He never does.
California Widow married but separated
the increased muscle mass and strength in the carpal area caused by a widower's lonely consolatory activity of milking his maggot
since his wife popped her clogs Sid's got some mighty widower's wrists
a woman (usually heterosexual) whose male partner or husband believes that they have a gender identity other than "man" or who cross dresses
I became a trans widow after my husband became a woman.
When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.
Signs your a cricut window:
Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Where has his wife been?
Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.
A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
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The wife or significant other of a hardcore duck hunter during duck season.
Oh its duck season so Sue Ellen is a duck widow until the season over and Billy Bob is done hunting.
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In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.
Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.
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