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I heard Elaine's parents are out of town tonight and she's lonely! I'm gonna go over. Mums the word!
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Used in a conversation to prove a point.
Bobby; My dog did a backflip today una
RS; Nah your chatting ****
Al-Wi; Truss, don't believe her
Bobby; mums life she did, the backflip was mad still.
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a comeback to a question or insult. it is beautiful in its simplicity in that those two words will imply that the person's mother is fat, baggy, saggy, ugly and would probably simulate coitis with anything that got in her way. the only acceptable comebacks to a display of 'yourmummery' are shown below:
Cardy: Hey, what's that smell?
Daly: Your mum.
Cardy: Your face.
Daly: Your mum's face.
(on NO account bring 'your dad' into this - that's just rude.)
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Kind of like saying you promise? Or saying you swear on god
Say mums soul that you kissed that girl
Common term to describe a kind mother of a good guy
Cal: I thought she was a really nice person
Speve: Yeah she’s a Svens mum