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A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man
“Bro you are such an opposite wingman”
The male version of Jersey Shore's grenade, when a beautiful woman is attracted to you because you look temporarily better than the male nearby, that male being the anti-wingman.
I just slept with this model because of this loser nearby dude. He aint a wingman so, anti-wingman?
Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.
He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!
When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?
Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what
Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*