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Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
He sounds black but he isn't. His dick is big enough to be black though. Wisdom is a fucked up retard who will shit on your face but hes also funny. He knows how to please a woman with his big erect fat purple carrot cock. He's really funny and can do a trayflip.
"I got fucked by wisdom the person last night"
"No way me too!"
"thats crazy I took his dick too"
"I fucked him too"
"He gave me watermelon when we fucked"
"He dicked me down"
"I too, was fucked"
"Welp, looks like we all got fucked by Wisdom The Person"
"I heard he can do a trayflip"
"Shut the fuck up stacy, nobody cares about you"
"Ouch"
A euphemism for gray hair to celebrate the gift of wisdom that also comes with age. Sometimes.
I just turned 30 so soon I'll be finding wisdom wisps in my hairbrush.
A reference to cannabis in the Morgan Heritage song "Give We A License".
Herbal wisdom makes you understand.
the dog that dispenses wisdom from its mighty wisdom tooth.
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth."
- The Dog of Wisdom
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Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.
1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."
2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
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