the act of making plans then later backing out to play first person shooters to fap to and being a fag
person1: we can go to the fair now
person2: yes man this is going to be a good day
person3: i cant i have to go home play some c.o.d
person1: stop pulling a thor
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what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.
sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!
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While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat SkΓΓ°blaΓ°nir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
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Having legs similar to Thor, god like. Basically Ray J. Moran. Opposite of chicken legs.
Ray has Thor legs
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When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.
This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.
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