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A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.
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Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.
My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.
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Rebel without a cause - someone who does not fit in society because there different most of them feel that they are losers and they don't belong anywhere as no one understands then,these people are often considered unique they are also considered to have sensitive feelings and more open to people and they love too much and they care about other peoples feeling more then them selves.
James dean was a rebel without a cause
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Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.
Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
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A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
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A stupid excuse to get away with stealing something.
"Why were you trying to steal my phone?"
"I was just going to borrow without asking."
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Turn off your radio
Come paint your pictures in my mind
Don't talk the night away
You know I ain't the talking kind
I don't want long discussions, right into the night
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Don't pass the time away
Explaining all the lives you lead
Speak only with your eyes (Just Visualise)
'Cause there is nothing more we need
I don't want long discussions, right into the night
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication
Communication Without Sound
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