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The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
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Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.
The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.
2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.
3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.
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it's just means a mess... if a train wrecks it makes a huge mess...a disaster...
1.)i am what i am what i am what i am a train wreck
2.)i smoke. a train wreck i am. . .
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A fan fiction spin-off series from Star Trek. Known from its superior humor and intellectually challenging characters. The Sci-Fi community can thank Samuli Torssonen and his friends for this fan fiction master piece.
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the act of of taking your balls and slaping a woman in the face so hard with your ball sack that it leaves a black eye.
that (the) wrecking ball was so hard it left me a black eye.
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When someone crushes their lovers Private Parts During Sex, while yelling "Im gonna wreck it!"
You: Wanna do wreck it-sex?
Your lover: How could I say no?
A Tuesday that is wrecked by a drinking binge.
I just wrecked Tuesday by getting drunk!