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A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.
My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.
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The generic soda others bring to your party that are so bad you don't even want to bring them in the house after the party is over. So you leave them in the cooler out in the yard until the neighbor kids drink them.
What should we do with all this crappy generic soda left from the party? Leave it in the cooler and tell the neighborhood kids there is free yard soda this week.
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The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).
The U-Haul trailer fishtailed into the oncoming semi, then the median strip was a yard sale.
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A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
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A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.
1. Mrs. King is a yard nazi. 2. Those yard nazi's are getting on my nerves...
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A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.
Hey man, got some yard gars! Let's go grab a natty and relax. Honey! Where is my sandwich?
A yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. This leaves the grass in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. It gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious "party in the rear" action. Acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one's friends, or any combination of these.
I mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, I got drunk) before I could cut the back. I'm rocking a serious yard mullet right now.