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A pile of dog crap that isn't picked up by its owner and is instead left to be stepped in.
My asshole neighbor never picks up his dogs droppings. Instead he leaves them behind and waits for unknowing people to step on the yard bombs.
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The generic soda others bring to your party that are so bad you don't even want to bring them in the house after the party is over. So you leave them in the cooler out in the yard until the neighbor kids drink them.
What should we do with all this crappy generic soda left from the party? Leave it in the cooler and tell the neighborhood kids there is free yard soda this week.
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The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).
The U-Haul trailer fishtailed into the oncoming semi, then the median strip was a yard sale.
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A car that you don't drive but you leave it in front of the house. This is a yard car. You leave it in front of the house to make it look like someone is home. Unlike an earlier definition, this car must be believable, that is no flats, no grass growing under it, or other indications that it might not be in use. Wash it. Move it, that is, push it at least ten feet every few days. To friends you don't entirely trust, refer to it as "Bubba's Volvo" and mention Bubba being on probation.
Neighbor: Hey, Jim. I dropped by the other day to borrow your weed eater, which I'll return with the hedge trimmer. That Volvo was here, but nobody answered the door.
Resident: Oh, yeah. That's Bubba's Volvo. He drops by once in a while, especially when he needs to avoid his probation officer.
Neighbor: Lemme get that trimmer for you. (exit neighbor).
Resident (muttering to himself):
Yard cars are a good thing.
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A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.
1. Mrs. King is a yard nazi. 2. Those yard nazi's are getting on my nerves...
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A yard nigga is a man or woman, not color specific, who is in charge of the yard. He is like a maintenance/handy man but more nigga like attributes. Like fucking fat white girls, getting food from the hot dog truck, selling drugs on his prepaid phone and smokin blunts with his boys.
yard niggas are loyal and are not deterred by any sort of abuse, verbal or physical, and will not do any harm other than tell extravagant stories and white lies which hurts no one other than their own credibility.
yard niggas are not reliable in any way shape or form.
yard niggas are a must for any small to medium business, they arent something to rely on but they certainly get it done
yo bossman, we just knocked over 20 gallons of paint, whos gonna clean this up?
boss: call the yard nigga!
A cigar that is smoked in ones front, back, or side yard due to its cheaper cost and less that par flavor.
Hey man, got some yard gars! Let's go grab a natty and relax. Honey! Where is my sandwich?