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A sexual move, where you do a double backflip, insert your penis into the orifice of choice, and scream, "Afraid are you?"
Deleted scences of Luke S. double yodaing Vader.
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To mean the opposite of something, in a sarcastic way.
Smart Kid: I'm as stupid, as Yoda is tall.
Not Smart Kid: I'm as interested, as Yoda is tall.
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Baby Yoda is the cutest thing in the universe.He rides in a floating white basket.He is the Mandalorians son.He wears a little sweater and he has the cutest face.He is not actually Baby Yoda but one of Yodas kind. :p
Omg Baby Yoda!
Karen look at how cute he is!
Look at this merch!
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Basically Minions for millennials, normies, and people who got in the hype of buying disney plus just to watch The Mandalorian until the show is over and people stop giving their shekels to Disney.
person 1: OMG BABY YODA IS FUCKING ADORABLE AS SHIT!
person 2: IKR I WANT TO HAVE BABY YODA!
person 1: NO I WANT BABY YODA MORE!
person 2: STFU! BABY YODA IS MINE!
person 3: OMG FUCK OFF ABOUT THIS BABY YODA SHIT!
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To take a massive dookie... so huge, and powerful that it could speak universal truths from the bowl, before you flush him away...
Dude, I just curled a yoda that was so massive it cloged the hopper...don't you have a plunger in this place?
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
An inanimate object that is strapped to your back thus weighing you down.
Sorry I'm late for class. This lifeless yoda must weigh 50 pounds.
A sexual position based on Yoda, agility, and the force. Danger level is very high, but the end result makes it worth while.
At the beginning of a double yoda, your partner latches on to your back and you engage in a backflip. The partner then jumps off in mid flip and as you both land, you insert from behind. A force-binding cry should ensue. Appropriate cries include, "Afraid are you?" and "Can you feel the force?"
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