Where'd you go to high school?

A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.

Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"

Steve: "Pattonville"

Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"

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yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

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Get wifi anywhere you go

a copy pasta meme

Get wifi anywhere you go, HOL UP.

I wont let you go

A very good song and I don't care about your opinion

oooh I wont let you go

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would you like to go for coffee

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.

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why wont you go home

something thats really fun to scream at people. its funny watching there reactions

some guy walks by, and u scream really scary like why wont you go home!

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the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

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