For your health

Phase used to describe something that is good for you supposedly.

Originated from the Dr. Steve Brule skits from Tim & Eric Awesome Show.

Dr. Steve Brule : Fish is for cats, FOR YOUR HEALTH!

it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

F your A

Euphemism / abbreviation for "Fuck your Ass".

You lost my days work? I'm gonna F your A!

Guy: Hey babe, let's get kinky.
Girl: OK... F my A big guy!

your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

Your dad

A invisible unit that my never reappear

Your dad left to get 'milk'

your an idiot

a response that
1) makes one chuckle
2) proves that you didn't have a good English teacher
3) is said by true idiots
4) is now in Urban Dictionary

Johnny: 1+1=2
Dave: No it doesn't, STFU!
Johnny: I'm right!
Dave: Wow, your an idiot!