For your health

Phase used to describe something that is good for you supposedly.

Originated from the Dr. Steve Brule skits from Tim & Eric Awesome Show.

Dr. Steve Brule : Fish is for cats, FOR YOUR HEALTH!

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it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

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your dick

is perfectly fine :)

(this is in contrast to EVERY other definition of this)

Your dick isn't that small.

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F your A

Euphemism / abbreviation for "Fuck your Ass".

You lost my days work? I'm gonna F your A!

Guy: Hey babe, let's get kinky.
Girl: OK... F my A big guy!

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your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

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Your dad

A invisible unit that my never reappear

Your dad left to get 'milk'

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your an idiot

a response that
1) makes one chuckle
2) proves that you didn't have a good English teacher
3) is said by true idiots
4) is now in Urban Dictionary

Johnny: 1+1=2
Dave: No it doesn't, STFU!
Johnny: I'm right!
Dave: Wow, your an idiot!

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