In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.
I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month
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A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
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an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.
a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.
zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals
an normal person: what the actual fuck
A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors
Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, youโre a zoophile
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Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.
Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.
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