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But luigi said the value of these shells will fall do to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells cause there's loads on the sand.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
I said only partly i only love my bed and my momma
she said do you love me i said only partly i only love my bed and my momma im sorry
"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
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If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.
Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’
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This phrase is commonly used as a joke as like saying, jokingly, you think your better. And as well, the real reason, who is she/he?
Matthew: I just did some makeup
Michelle: send a picture!
Matthew: *sends pic*
Michelle: holly shit that’s better than James Charles!
Matthew: who is she? never heard of her.
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The act of the choking of ains. Seth must scream profanity’s and boom down the stairs while gripping her cell phone to the beat of a bon jovi song. Grab her throat and give her the shake and bake. Then you proceeed to choke her at a 90 degree angle. Therefore you will choke her till she pukes.
Well Bill did Seth really choke her till she puked?
Fuckin’ A rights he did bud-choke her till she pukes
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