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snap her carrot

Causing the girl to orgasm. Snapping one's own carrot is jerking off, so it stands to reason that to snap another's carrot is to jerk them off or cause them to orgasm. I first entered this term in the Urban Dictionary in 2002 or 2003 after noticing that an erect clitoris sometimes looks kind of like a carrot. I first read it in reference to masturbation, as in "He's busy snapping his carrot" here in the Urban Dictionary about 2 months ago (Aug '07)

Example 1:At the end of a vigorous tongue dancing session I was able to snap her carrot.
Example 2:Using a diesel-powered dildo enabled Sally to snap her carrot more times than I could count.

by keith perdue October 11, 2007

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


use her meat

To fuck the bitch. Ram your bone in her ass/cunt.

I just met this fine ass bitch, and I'm going to let her know I want to use her meat.

by Sweetghuy June 17, 2009

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Butter her muffin

To place half a stick of butter in a girl's vagina, wait till it gets all melty, then eat her out and suck out all the butter. The the muffin butterer gives the lucky lady a rimjob and spits the butter into her anus, which is used as lubricant for buttery butt sex.

He decided to butter her muffin in home ec. because they ran out of flour and couldn't make cookies.

by SPEDcial Forces May 20, 2008

34πŸ‘ 180πŸ‘Ž


I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

by Bugsy McGee February 25, 2011

1752πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


fucked her brains out

When a man fucks a woman so good she orgasms multiple times, trembles/shakes uncontrollably, is unable to speak properly and needs to sleep afterwords to recover.

Ted: Fucked me girlfriend last night good and proper, she couldn't speak properly afterwords.

Bob: Thats because you fucked her brains out man.

Ted: Fucking right i did!

by Retro-Cat February 29, 2016

95πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I don't know her

A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant

Interviewer: what do you think of BeyoncΓ©

Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her

Interviewer: and what about jlo

Mariah: I don't know her

by Gabrielle williams July 6, 2016

105πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

by Travis and mark November 28, 2018