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When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.
David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!
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Guys at St Anselms Abbey that all wish they attended Prep or Gonzaga. Not to be confused with STA, aka St Albans.
Try to get girls but always end up wit Visitation.
Don't know how to party. Anselms party = half a bottle of bacardi and 12 guys
Girl: Wanna come to a party tonight?
Anselms guy: Yeah! After I study for only 7 hours. Oh and I have to get back by 9.
Girl: Omg you go to Anselms! Ew never mind. Let me get some Prep ass
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One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.
Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.
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St Benedicts College is a school that has many weirdos except for The Boys in 8.2 2021. This school has no sporting equipment that is actually useful and does not have a Good Sport education just a music education which nobody likes. I would definitely recommended this school just for the purpose to meet 8.2. This is an actual source from factual evidence.
Girls 1: The Boys at St Benedicts College In 8.2 are so Hot
Girl 2: IKR The rest of the school is a bunch of weirdos
Girl 1: It's Unfortunate we aren't able to have them
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In Ennis, Co.Clare, Ireland
Flannan’s is a Mixed shitty school full of girls that are sluts and fuckboys that think they’re hard
All the boys in St Flannan’s college are so gl but also a bunch of dicks
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When you and your Irish buddies gang rape a British broad using mashed potatoes and Guinness as lube.
Peter: Hey Andrew, you see that hot British chick?
Andrew: Daaamn she thicc.
Peter: I know, right? What do you say we give her the ol’ St. Paddy’s Revenge at that party on Friday?
Andrew: Fuck yes. Serves them British bastards right for fucking with us.
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When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.
Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.
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