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My husband keeps on have the same cum croople, so i cant get pregnant
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the sticky residue that accrues on your soap when it has been left sitting in water overnight.
Awww man! I left the soap in the shower last night and now it's covered in soap cum!
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A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
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any man whom had completed the destroy dick december challenge. Essentially the peak of a human
Last week was the first week of my Cum God experience
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Cum brow: After getting a facial cum dries inbetween a girls eyebrows leaving her with a cumbrow
"Dude did you see her cum brow! It deyed her eyebrows white!"
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One who cosumes large amounts of cum in there mouth
Jenni is a cum guzzler
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A box where you keep all your past loads.
Hey mom, have you seen my cum box?
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