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chicken nugget attack

When you walk yo high ass into mcdonalds and take a peek at that menu like 'lemme get a muhfuckin uhhh' and you glance at them beautiful ass chicken nuggets and you stop. you stare, you envy. so you retrieve those nuggets. you gain so much nuggetry that it sends you into cardiac arrest.

Chicken Nugget Attack.

by TerryFlaps August 31, 2017


Ass-mud attack

On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.

"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".

by Vallaboratory June 17, 2013


Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010


The Sheer Heart Attack

A sexual position where you just scream β€œSheer Heart Attack has no weakness!” And then make the Tiger from Naruto and stuff it in her pussy (ass) till she (or he) moans.

Sheer Heart Attack is a JoJo reference, it is Yoshikage Kira’s third bomb. This is from JoJos Bizarre Adventure by Hirohiko Araki.

The SHA is the hand sign you use.

This is used only when you have watched JoJo and you are having sex.

The Sheer Heart Attack is used in many ways. Example:

Her (him): Harder Daddy
You: Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness

You then have to do the Tiger and stuff it in his ass or her pussy

by YoshikageKira204 December 28, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Virgin Panic Attack

The moment that deep virgins feel like their heart has increased its speed and you are unable to properly speak words and are incredibly flustered from seeing something that they are attracted to start hitting on them or flirting with them or approaching them.

Friend 1: Why is he acting like that over his crush flirting with him.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.

by Pantonic March 25, 2021


Man In The Middle Attack

A porn move commonly mistaken for a hacking term. When a man is fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass by another man, effectively a relay of dick.

yo last night I was fucking Becky but then I got Man in the Middle Attacked by her boyfriend

by memelord133769 December 5, 2019


chris brown attack

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?

by christopher breezy March 9, 2009

45πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž