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Austin is a very loving and sweet person. He is one of the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is so funny and loves memes. He is a cute little animal.
Austin- woofs
Me-* pets*
An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.
Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".
Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"
Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"
Boss: "Lmao damn son"
a kid with a bad hairline
oh look at kids hairline, he’s an austin Blake
Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
Person who pulls off a Houdini impression in the middle of a dinner shift
Employee #1: Mate, this guy just pulled off an Austin Berube
Employee #2: Wooooooooooooooooooww
A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.