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A male that fathers a child but is no longer involved with the mother of the child/children,and more than likely not supporting the childern.
Since I got a boyfriend, my baby's daddy won't pay support.
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1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?
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Baby Yoda is the cutest thing in the universe.He rides in a floating white basket.He is the Mandalorians son.He wears a little sweater and he has the cutest face.He is not actually Baby Yoda but one of Yodas kind. :p
Omg Baby Yoda!
Karen look at how cute he is!
Look at this merch!
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A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.
Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?
Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!
Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
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When you are masturbating to a female animated character on TV and you get some cum on your TV.
Wendy that hot dummer from Josie and the Pussycats cartoon is so hot. I was tugging away watching the show and we almost made an animation baby when I got some cum got on the TV screen.
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when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.
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