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A fist full of human fecal matter that was acquired through an anal fisting.
Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"
Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"
Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"
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When you give someone a creampie and proceed to fist the cream even deeper into the crevice that the creampie has taken place
Man, Sarah got a soggy biscuit and won't shut the fuck up about it.
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1) the act of three men enjoying penile intercourse with one another on a stormy night in the Caribbean.
2) The act of committing sexual intercourse with a biscuit or other bread breatheren, usually involving large amounts of margarine.
I just want a big sex biscuit.
So I was watching porn last night, and I was hungry too but, I hadn't finished masturbating, so I buttered myself up a fat biscuit, fucked its shit, then ate the mother out of it.
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An air biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.
Lee loves to spraff for air biscuits.
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A sense of biological urgency; knowing that if you release the pucker of your cheeks, there will be brownage on a biblical scale.
Honey, I can't walk any faster - I have a frisky biscuit.
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The alias of the infamous Kristie, often found dwelling with boyfriend: Tweak and best friends: Jinx, Jade and Ame.
Remaining the Head Of Files and Records for the mysterious mega-corporation that is the JinxedReverend Corporation.
The perception of the cat biscuit is very widespread. Most would understand it only attacks when attacked itself, there is always a reason for a savage attack by this beautiful specimen.
The cat biscuit can speak a number of primorial languages such as: 'Binary Code', '1337', '$c3n3', 'sTuPiD tEeNaGe gIrL', 'proper high class English' and 'cheap venetian whore'.
Often kept in cages the cat biscuit, sometimes refered to as 'cat biscuit "West"' comes out every now and then to investigate into the disappearance of it's water.
The cat biscuit is a weird and wonderful creature who's existance, along with Jinx, is vital in spreading the good word about the oldest relgion: Paganism.
Mr. Stapler: Did you hear about the sexy head of files and records?
Mrs. Blu-tac: Oh you mean cat biscuit?
Miss. Photocopier: I'd like to nuzzle her goodies.
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