boat scene from willy wonka

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie

Park your boat in turtle bay

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

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Whatever keeps your boat afloat.

The cooler way of saying "what floats your boat"

-Dude I'm going to win the poke war
-No your not

- YES I AM
-aight "Whatever keeps your boat afloat."

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tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

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take the man in the boat to tuna town

see Man in the boat

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Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

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Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

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