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My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024


lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."

"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."

by tengelke May 12, 2012


first co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019


sesqui-great-cousin-pibling

Child of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


second great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's second cousin.

My second great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


quintuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and ten great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Quintuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024


quintuple-fourth-cousin

Quintuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and ten great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021