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Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.

WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness

by Craig to the Thomas December 2, 2020


Light Covid

When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.

- "cough cough"

- I think i have Light Covid..

by CactusClay July 28, 2020


The Covid

Old people refer to the coronavirus as the "the covid" in northern states instead of just calling it "Covid" or "Coronavirus"

"Have you seen the news? The Covid is running rampid."

by Dr. Ronald Harvey December 1, 2022


Covid-𝜊

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. South Africa’s second “variant of concern”—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass some, if not all, of the protection from WHO-approved vaccines.

What are the odds that profiteering-driven vaccine makers would soon recommend that folks, who have recently received their booster shot against the Delta variant, to also receive their fourth jab against Covid-𝜊?

by MathPlus November 26, 2021

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Covid-𝜊

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. WHO’s second “variant of concern” for South Africa—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—that is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass most of the protection offered by presently approved vaccines.

What are the odds that profit-driven vaccine makers would soon pressure folks who were recently boosted against the Delta variant to go for a fourth shot to protect themselves against the unprovenly deadliest Covid-𝜊?

by MathPlus December 3, 2021

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Covid camel

When you lost your sense of smell from covid and fuck the girl who everyone knows has a stinky vagina.

I cant wait to get fell better so i can get some covid camel.

Bro, do i smell funny i washed down there but im afraid i still smell like covid camel.

by Enkahh November 30, 2021


Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.

Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.

by Covido November 14, 2020