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texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood March 1, 2016

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dating like a guy

not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.

"im gonna start dating like a guy"

why guh?

"because im just wanna have a good time"

by kristen paige August 7, 2007

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Online date

When a mf cant pull bitches in real life so they have to do it online

Yooo, Jane told me she online dates

by urgayandurmomisgay7272 January 3, 2023

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Man date

1) Job interview meeting where you meet a male recruiter.

2) Any other job related meeting you have arranged with a male person, e.g. a colleague.

1. I have a man date on tuesday. I have had thousands of them. I guess nobody will ever hire me. I shouldn't have studied cultural anthropology in the university. Most of them work at McDonalds. Phew!

2. I think the wings of Airbus A300 have started to fracture. We must arrange a man date with the engineers ASAP!

by En Runkare March 5, 2012

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honey dating

An elevated/ enlightened way of dating in a mutually beneficial way. Arranged before the date with honesty, disclosure and a prearranged allowance for time. Usually with an affluent mid to older man. HNWI (high net worth individual), well off, rich, or wealthy (mostly Caucasian) guy and an exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic lady (mainly Black and Latina's). She is crazy stylish, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things .

Way better than sugar daddy / sugar baby dating... now Queen bees who get to travel to exotic locales, get allowances and go on Luxury dates in upscale places and more... all expenses paid for by the man.

Associated with Tulips Envy Urban Models Introductions

That sugar daddy ish is outdated. I'm honey dating now...

Gurlll, you still dating that old ass salt daddy... he don't give no sugar. You need to be honey dating and live that life!

Girl, how do you afford to go on all those trips? I don't pay for it, I'm honey dating... its taken care of for me. I just show up and be my fabulous self.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

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Movie date fart

The act of flatulating profusely after holding in a massive fart while on a movie date, usually comes in long twos or threes. Often is accompanied by giggling from the bathroom stall/urinal close to you by another person/aftermoviebathroomgoer.

Dude 1: eeeerrbpbpbp, bpbpbpbor, plahrrunt "holy Movie date fart!, i've been holding that in for so long sitting next to her"
Dude 2: Wow...hahaha
Dude 3: Hehehe HAHhaaa

by mhadciller October 19, 2009

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Bro no Hoe Date

A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun

"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."

by Thomas Chard October 30, 2007

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