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When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.
I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...
When a deceased person continues to participate in Facebook culture via a surrogate.
My MIL keeps dead-liking my posts 2 months after her funeral and it's freaking me out.
When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.
After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.
to punch someone so hard their feet slide out from under them and they fall to the ground leaving them to appear dead to bystanders.
I had to dead slide that guy cuz he was getting in my face.
the greatest band of all time. originating in 1965 the grateful dead took the u.s and europe by storm. their fans are usually hippies and refer to themselves as "deadheads". the person writing this is in fact a deadhead. some of the popular songs are SHAKEDOWN STREET, and SCARLET BEGONIAS. the band is still touring even though the lead guitarist and most recognized member of the band, jerry garcia(keep rocking man), passed away in 1995. they now refer to themselves as DEAD AND COMPANY, with john mayer replacing jerry garcia, oteil burnbridge replacing phil lesh, and jeff chimenti on keyboard. the band is rocking
dude, im about to watch the grateful dead!
me too man!
When someone is so mashed up on drugs that there’s nothing going on inside
Look at these stoners, they're all skull dead
If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.
I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.
On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.