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The act of spreading jam in between your toes and dancing to opera music at one o’clock in the morning and then contemplating your existence
The other day I pulled a dirty Giselle
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When in the gym training a dumbbell falls on your feet leaving you in pain as you bend over to pick it up someone drives a kettle bell up your ass
I went to the gym for a dirty ewan
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One who continually parties to all hours of the night only to sleep for 1-2 hours and get up and do it again. Keep in mind having no job or a part time job is a requirement for being a Dirty Stayout. Those who are deemed the title "Dirty Stayout" usually enjoy the title and should request a meeting at degenerates r' us.
Jasmine does not have a job. Jasmine goes out Monday til 5 am comes home sleeps til 4 pm. Gets up Tuesday, goes out til 7am, comes home sleeps til 2pm....and continue the pattern throught the entire work week and weekend.
Jasmine is a dirty stayout, she should stop.
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When a man receives a swirlie while getting butt fucked by a clan of midgets
Last night was so rough.. I woke up and my hair was wet and I was in a bed full if midgets. I sure hope I didn't get the Dirty Trevor!
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A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice.
Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play some shuffleboard instead.
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The best person you could ask for. Will do anything for you... even your dirty work. She is filled with dirty little tricks that will surprise you here and there. The best thing out there
Isabelle is such a dirty Isabelle full of dirty tricks to impress their other
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Post anal intercourse, the act of slapping one's penis across a female's eyebrows hence forming a uni-brow similar to the Russian leader in the early 90's.
When Mary woke up the next morning, she complained about the dirty yeltsin.
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