scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

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egg tea

Egg Tea

Makes 1 Serving

1 tsp. loose leaf black tea or 1 black tea bag
1 cup water
1 egg or 1 egg yolk
Sugar to taste

Boil water. Add the tea leaves/tea bag to the water and let it steep for 5 minutes. While the tea is steeping, place the raw egg/egg yolk and sugar in the bottom of a teacup. Mix until frothy. Strain the tea leaves or remove the tea bags from the tea mixture. Slowly pour the prepared hot tea into the teacup with the egg mixture, stirring constantly. Serve.

Drinking tea may lower cholesterol, as long as it's black tea, and not, like, egg tea or lard tea. Stay away from those two;

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White Egg

New term: Courtesty of me and FireyHellCat

"WHITE EGG"

As in the the one undecorated egg in a basket of Easter Eggs.
Used to refer to people who are naturally beautiful without augmentation of any kind.

Rhiannon is such a white egg, she never needs makeup.

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busy egg

Someone who is very annoying and over the top.

Nicky can be a real busy egg sometimes!

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deviled egg

When a vagina stinks to high heaven; however, you eat it anyway.

Man, I went down on Cindy the other night and her puss was rank! Whew, what a deviled egg!

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Egg Beater

Multiple bean dips done in a consecutive manner at high velocity. One or two hands may be used to accomplish this task.

"Carl bean dipped me 4 times when I my shirt was off!" -Silky Johnson

"Dude that's an egg beater, I'm so sorry" -Phyuk Yu

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rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs

1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.

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