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A game in which you play street fighter 2 with a friend and you are bound to a specific ruleset, you have to choose Ken or Ryu. When the match begins both players must perform the 'hadoken' move consecutively until someone fails. The end goal is to see who wins but the real fun is to see how many times you can play until your thumb goes numb.
Friend1: Hey man, i'm having the last cookie.
Friend2: No, I am.
Friend1: Finger-melting it is then. Who ever"s thumb goes numb first wins.
The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.
Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.
When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.
It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax
Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great
The result of staying up all nite smoking so many cigarettes that your finger turns yellow from the nicotine
Johnny smoked a whole pack of cigs last nite he's got the nic finger!
A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.
Dan and Jim are such trout fingers.