The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman
Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!
The labia minora, or inner lips. NOT the majora, as many a moronic contributor would have you believe.
The piss flaps are a colloquial term for the labia minora, or inner vaginal lips, by virtue of being proximate to the urethral opening.
When a fat girl masturbates
I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef
Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
A female having a sexual relationship with another female
Flap referring to the female genitalia labia
“Hey Kelly! You tappin the flap?”
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…