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A place where hippies, environmental freaks, and dumb vegetarians buy all their organic shit. Any self-respecting normal person would never be caught dead in there.
Whole foods is for hippies. Half foods are a lot better.
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Someone that will go out with you on a date for free food but will drop you as soon as they're full.
John: "So, how was your blind date?"
Erica: "The worst."
John: "How come?"
Erica: "Well, at the beginning of the date she was great. We were really hitting it off since we both loved food. Then the bill came so I offered to pay, but then she went to the bathroom and never came back."
John: "Oh, a food digger."
A lot of Ted's tinder dates have been food diggers.
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When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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A food demon that argues over foods being eaten such as noodels and chips.
"My sister is a food fiend she always gets mad when someone eats food in the kitchen"
Shes a damn snack demon too!
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something white people wont have
Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food
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A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’
I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.
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Food that is quick and easy to obtain but lacks real substance or value. Slut food is consumed with both feelings of pleasure and shame.
Person 1: "Um, are you eating gas station nachos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's slut food but I've been working out a ton and I was starving."
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