to not care about anything
I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.
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1) When one feels as though they are in a consistent state of distraction and cognition is constantly fucked up.
2) To have had extremely pleasurable and electrifying sex, in the past-tense, where intense thrusting was involved.
1) I can't find my keys, and I just baked a pizza with the cardboard; I'm a total fuck wreck today.
2) Kelli was so stressed out until Elliott showed up and fuck wrecked her.
The same as shady but more so.
"He's shady."
"Yeah, but not as shady as her. She's shady as fuck."
When your ass fucking a girl doggy style, you suddenly grab her hips and bury yourself deep in her butt and loudly call out your old girlfriendβs name, and as the pissed off girl tries to buck you off you hold on and let out your best cowboy yell and scream βYippie Kai Yea!!β
βSo why is Billy walking funny today!β βPoor guy got kicked hard in the nuts while bronco fucking Emily last night.β
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A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.
John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?
Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.
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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?
Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.
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Gordon Ramsay's favorite thing to say.
The meat isn't cooked. It's fucking raw!!!
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A word that can be used when you're high af or another word of "you got me fucked up"
Dude I smoked the fattest bowl and now I'm bummy fucked