This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
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A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.
Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."
A sub species from the Fuckboy family. Spends all day and night "gettin' dubs" (dubs: W, wins). Doesn't have a job and mooches harder than a wookie since they're also fiends. Takes drugs to be productive, ends up playing Fortnite. Can't truly love any girl, just needs their constant validation. Fortnite is his true love.
A: I finally broke up with X.
B: It's about time, I told you he was just a Fortnite Fuckboy.
A 21 year old playing fortnite while screaming and swearing as stupid 5 year olds watches.
Fortnite streamer: FUCK YOU THIS GAME IS SHIT!
Person 1:"wanna go home and play Fortnite mobile?"
Person 2:"if fortnite mobile means anal sex then yes!"
Person 1: "bruh"
default fortnite skins juice black balls
Mum: βWhat did you have for breakfastβ
Me:βoh just some fortnite ballsβ
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