Juicy Fruit Twins

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. The duo had one single called "walmart spinnaz" it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they took a few rips before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". The comical hit made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.

kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise fuckin blow


kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise are fuckin legends

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Fruit Roll Ups

When a woman's tits are so saggy they are no longer melons but fruit roll ups

She took her wonderbra off and wondered what happened to her melons. She sat down quickly realizing she had to live with her fruit roll ups.

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fruit loop

Keo, fag, homo, gay, lover of jup

that gay guy is such a fruit loop

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fruit face

when a girl puts fruit upon her face, shes a fruit face

did you see when when jess put fruit on her face?
yah bro, shes a fruit face

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Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

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Low Hanging Fruit

When your boyfriend refers to his balls as such.

S: I'm gonna throw some low hanging fruit on your face tonight.

D: Lol whaaaa

S: Exactly. On your face.

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fruit basket

a fine/sexy girl with hips lips,all the goods

"man im scared to go in there cuz there are too many fruit baskets"
OR
"im looking for me a fruit basket"

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