full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

room full of vampire

a drawfee character that is just a room that full of vampire and also a normal dude in there for some reason .

ex: today on drawfee Julia is gonna draw a room full of vampire ...yayyyyy

Full Course Meal

Used to describe someone such as Daniel Seavey or Jonah Marais from Why Don’t We

Oh my lord! Daniel Seavey is such a full course meal!

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Full Burhurmph Power

Utilizing maximum strength. "Burhurmph" is onomatopoetic, representing the strained grunting sound one would make while utilizing his or her maximum strength in lifting, moving, defecating, etc. Warning: overuse of full burhurmph power can result in a hernia.

"Damn, this dresser is heavy. It won't budge! Looks like I'm gonna have to use Full Burhurmph Power. Here I go...burHURRRRRRRRRRMPH!

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full sail no wind

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.

Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.

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full blown retard

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.

Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

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Pocket Full of YOLO's

When ROLO and YOLO unite... an endless amount of zest for life occurs. You see, life is like a ROLO, short and sweet. And when life gets hard you can still come out good as gold (like a ROLO wrapper). Don't give up. Gold wrapper, sweet caramel, and chocolate. Victory is sweet like that!

"I have a Pocket Full of YOLO's, here, take one and smile. You only live once."

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