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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by April 6, 2024


November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..

girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*

by urban.mom November 14, 2021


National Online Girlfriend Day

August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.

hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?

yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl

by faybitch107492 August 2, 2021


Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021


Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021


Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.

- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.

by Julie Dubois November 25, 2019


army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

by thetruth2017 August 23, 2018