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$$ for pussy
Let's have a great time today (Green for Pink) W4M
newyork.craigslist.org
An ejaculation that you took while high
Man I just planted a Green Seed in her
The hottest most sexiest person possibly alive right now, and base a 99/100% chance of staying the hottest person and most sexiest person alive for the rest of eternity
Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.
Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him
Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!
an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)
all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
Green Lizard: trash
When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.
Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*
When you smoke so much weed you wake up high
Last time Walter smoked he greened over