Charlie Horse

When you say "YA YEET" and bust up your calf

*Jumps in the air*

"YA YEET"

* gets Charlie horse*

"AAAAAAAAH MY CALF FOG HELP ME I GOT A FUCKING CHARLIE HORSE"

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Baby Horse

A trojan condom of any kind.

Bob: Aye bro, Im finna smash ole girl, but I aint got no condom
Jack: Its straight bro, I got this lil baby horse I can lend you

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norse horse

Noun.

A strange looking individual who imitates both a horse and a scandinavian. Often illustrates poor poker ability.

Hey Norse Horse stop min raisign you scandie wannabe.

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horse job

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

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horse muffin

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

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horse slut

A slut that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. It's not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced slut). All horse face sluts are horse sluts, but not all horse sluts are horse faced sluts. It's never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse slut since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.

Person 1: Dude, you didn't sleep with Amanda, did you?
Person 2: Of course I did!

Person 1: Dumbass...she's a horse slut. Enjoy the herpes.
Person 2: What? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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Horse Lip

Where a person has a disfigured lip that makes their lip 4 times bigger than normal.

" Dude Horse Lip is coming our way, stare at that floor!"

" Oh man did you see Horse Lip today in hockey, she actually thoguht she could play, she'd be better in net stopping pucks with her lip!"

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