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history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got

It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.

by Kooyle April 13, 2021


History

It's a form of writing Word :"his story".

History was long and complicated but everyone get what they deserv.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023


tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.

Peadophilia in the tudor history period.

by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013


tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.

guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good

by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022


History Demolition

The same people that want Confederate statues removed are the ones that want neighborhoods gentrified no matter what the residents of the neighborhood look like. They only see green dollar signs in what they tear down, not in what shade of skin the residents have.

No matter how much history demolition has happened, history does live on in the people, long after their buildings or houses burn or get by a wrecking ball.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021


History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018


National History Day

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects

"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024