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A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts
“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”
“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”
When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
When you’re magnetically gathering an audience and cannot stop growing fandom
It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!
Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.
A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.
Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.
Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.
Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.
Example 2:
"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead