a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.
A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"
When a niggas dick hooks upward
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
A bootleg or scrappy method to achieve your results. A creative, unorthodox workaround to achieving a goal.
We didn't have any official analytic software so we had to hook boogie a way to see metrics using multiple tools and freeware.