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Sleeping in a car in freezing weather while drunk with heater full blast.
Oh ya i got wasted at ronnie's party but i slept it off it the IRISH HOTEL.
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An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.
I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.
She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.
She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.
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An synonym for alcoholism based on the stereotype that the Irish are genetically predisposed to being alcoholics.
Seamus checked in to the Betty Ford clinic on account of the Irish virus.
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A non-viable, premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).
Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?
Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.
Pat: Why's that?
Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.
Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.
Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.
(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
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When you high five someone while taking a shot.
Jenny and I high-fived while downing some vodka. We did an Irish high-five.
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While a person is asleep fill their mouth with whip cream, after completing said task continuously insert your penis into the mouth.
"I gave my girlfriend an Irish Cupcake!"
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A term used to describe a non-Irish woman, who engages in intercourse with an Irishman one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat honorary Irish.
Is she Irish?
She is now - Irish by injection!
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